The Lunar Cafe

Oh god this is funny stuff is it not?

I am not sure I want anyone in office.

Today or yesterday

1. I left my keys on the porch all night.
2. Sarah Palin says that its time to take the gloves off and says that Obama pals around with terrorists, making herself and John McCain look like fools.
3. Jeff Gordon was collected up in a crash and finished around 41st at Talladagga.
4. King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia hosted talks between the Afghan government and the Taliban militant group.  God forbid Bush sure cant do anything like that.  Or is it god willing?  Could Bush even concieve of discussing or working anything out without bloodshed?
5. A baby was found alive by rescuers after spending four days in a pool of mud following flash floods that killed at least 41 people in central Algeria last week.
6. Sen. Barack Obama, campaigning Saturday in the battleground state of Virginia, lashed out at his presidential rival’s plan to tackle health care reform morning radio address, Sen. John McCain said his administration would give every family a $5,000 tax credit to buy their own health insurance or keep their current plan. “And we will open up the national health care market to expand choices and improve quality,” he said.  Obama, speaking at a rally in Newport News, Virginia, said it’s not that McCain “doesn’t care” about what people are going through, “I just think he doesn’t know.” “That’s the only reason I can think of that he’d propose a health care plan that is so radical, so out of touch with what you’re facing and so out of line with our basic values.”
7. PORT ORANGE, Fla. — A group of fairgoers caught and saved a toddler who was dropped nearly 40 feet from a carnival ride as her mother dangled above the crowd.
8. If you were paid $1.00 per second, ypou would make 700 billion $’s in 22,197 years.
9. Every congressman who voted for the bailout aught to be the ones who pay for it.